daveboogie:

I’m seeing lovely Annie live tonight. So excited!






100% proven zodiac analyses
  • 'aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  • taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  • gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  • cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  • leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  • virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  • libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  • scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  • sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  • capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  • aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  • pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

vampire weekend - don’t lie


"I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro."
— Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

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I was studying abroad in Spain and he was supposed to visit me there and he told me to meet him at this McDonald’s at 2pm and I waited for five fucking hours and he never showed up and I was like, ‘That’s it. That crossdressing piece of shit is out of my life’.

And then he called on whatever this phone was in the place I was staying at and I started to give it to him and he was like ‘Why don’t you hold up a sec bitch, cuz I’m in jail.’ and I was like ‘What!’

He’s like ‘I am in Moroccan prison right now, you are my only phone call, so stop being such a bitch’ and I was like ‘Okay, what?’ So yeah, he had like had some passport issues and wound up in prison for a couple days

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frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

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and then LOTR right after

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